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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Who is someone that inspires you?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

What type of crossdresser are you?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Still no good

Do women really cheat more than men?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?