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14.06.2025 01:13

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Who is someone that inspires you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
What type of crossdresser are you?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Still no good
Do women really cheat more than men?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?